scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

apocentric:
Day 27: Do you usually find yourself going for the same type of bachelor/bachelorette in each game? (always marrying the doctor, the nerdy girl, etc…)
intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS

intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS

kiaito:

kiaito:

why would a robot need nipples anyway

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super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“No thanks”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

nightchi1d:

kleebee:

seashellies:

thecarvingwitch:

epistemologicalfallacy:

GODDAMMIT GODDAMMIT FUCK

IS ALL OF THAT PURRING COMING FROM THAT TINY THING

OH MY GOODNESS IT’S SO VOCAL IT’S ADORABLE!!!

siamese cats are the best. i want 50.

my lil siamese babies do this and its the BEST

yougreaserfuck:

there is now a tinder knock off that instead of matching you with sleazy weird dudes it matches you with dogs looking for a new home
www.barkbuddy.com

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